Name your favorite games. Now name your favorite educational games. It's hard, right? I mean, what kind of a nerd asks what your favorite educational games are? It's not like any of them are, y'know, fun. Or educational. But it doesn't have to be that way. There's a lot of misunderstanding from teachers and developers alike on how to optimally use the potent force of gaming towards the betterment of society and the enrichment of the souls of the students. As a former middle school teacher and current developer of the Marxist macroeconomic game "Neocolonialism" (subalterngames.com), I want to change that. Let's talk about it.